Produced by Paladone. yes, Morty, this is definitely the most genius piece of merchandise, a portal gun keychain, though unfortunately it can't open portals, it doesn't even have portal fluid, it's empty, wait, what?
Hey! Morty, look, it's a projection light, it can project the image of a portal! Well, I changed my mind, it's definitely the best keychain. ok, right now, go order it, put a super cool portal gun on your keys, so you'll pay more attention and not lose your precious keys again!
