Yea.. This is... this is... uh... a hip flask. It's very similar to the one I have, but it doesn't have a whole planet's booze warehouse connected to it where the entire planet brews booze for you. Yes, I know, my booze warehouse is gone. You did that, Morty.
What? I need to say anything else? Introduce its function? Oh my god! It's a hip flask! What else do I need to introduce!? Okay, fine. Its front is printed with Wubba Lubba Dub Dub, plus you and me. And the back says... well, just look at it yourself.
