Hey, Morty! Look at this! (Burp) A tiny, perfect 1/12 scale action figure of me, Rick Sanchez! Check out the lab coat, the spiky blue hair, and my unmistakable super-genius eyes. He comes with a portal gun, though I'm not entirely sure if it works inside this box, but it looks dangerous enough! And that green bottle—don't worry about it, it's just my (burp) secret formula. Wait, is that a Poké Ball? Don't tell Morty, I might use it to capture an interdimensional parasite! With all these interchangeable heads and hands, you can make him look smart, drunk, or totally panicked. Grab one, Morty, because this is the ultimate way to own the smartest guy in the multiverse, Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!
